Beethoven

"Beethoven was a total rock star. Besides the hair, there's a painting of him with his souped-up guitar, and of course the fact that he went deaf because he hadn't worn earplugs. And then there's the fact that he was never married but may have managed to get syphilis."
(thexalon, youtube.com)

Great one mate!

"I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said:

- I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.

I said:

- Turn left here mate."

(Gerry Davies, Forexlive.com)